Let me talk to my Probation Officer.

Number 4, obviously.

That joke is so good I can't believe it was in Spy. From now on go forth and tell as if it were thine own.

That was their best album. Strummer helped write and produce it! I was at the height of my drug psychosis!

I've got a really funny idea for a post but I've taken enough abuse for my courageous Morning Zoo Satire today.

"I get to fuck with Spike Lee AND Springsteen tonight!?!"

I liked that part in "The Original Kings Of Comedy" where he pointed the camera at the stage.

Was that Movie where Eddie Murphy dressed up like an Old Lady to come on to Eddie Murphy in there somewhere?

I like the Ending where he shakes his dick at the mirror and says "I'm a Star! I'm a Star! I'm a Star!"

I know how it turns out. Me looking at the Record Store receipt and feeling like a schmuck.

You can make Islam Nation jokes over at the "Malcolm X" thread.

Remember that GREAT band he tried to replace The E Street Band with and those two GREAT albums he recorded with them? That was GREAT!

What did he do? Call somebody a "slut"?

On Groundhog Day a Groundhog Puppet popped out of the top of my hat and it danced while Kenny Loggins Music played out of Micro Speakers in the hat.

I had a "GROUNDHOG DAY" hat.

Those hats made money than the Movie.

It doesn't work? I just got back from the All Night Supermarket with ten dollars worth of that shit! I was gonna listen to "The Wall"!

I'm sorry, I forgot "Nebraska". That record is so great I don't think of it as "Springsteen" thing. It's just "Nebraska".

Those early albums are really great. Then with "The River" it gets kinda "Same Ol', Same Ol", and with "Born In The USA" and "Tunnel Of Love" he becomes a Pop Star. After that - Later, Jethro!

Ha ha! Whooooo!