Those bears look cool.

Man, what the FUCK happens in "Hugo"? I've seen half a dozen clips from that Movie and it looks like the Ghost of Walt Disney stole George Lucas' computer and smoked Jules Verne's rotten ass out of my old roommate's bong. Chim Chimmeny Chim Chimmenny Chim Chim Charoo, Motherfuckers!

I already said something about enemas here and I'm kind of ashamed.

I know what "waterboarding" is but what is it called when you do that to a woman's ass? Cause that's my thing and if there's no name for I get to make it the fuck up.

Does "incorrigible" mean they won't let me back in the theater?

I saw "Mimic" at an afternoon matinee. The only people there were me and these two older dudes who I think were drinking. I wish I had a tape of those two trying to explain the stupid Movie to each other. They were Comedy Geniuses.

I wish the sound in "The Swan" had been loud enough to cover up me unzipping my pants.

What? Did you fall asleep before the last half hour?

Herb Albert probably gets The All Time Best award. I think everybody bought that album back in the Sixties. The Music wasn't bad either.

I'll never forget when I was in the record store and I saw that record cover for the first time. I think I stood there looking at it for about five minutes.

Zappa? I thought that was a Nathan Schiff reference!

You haven't seen "Mimic"? Good for you.

I'll try to remember the name of that Irish Movie for you.

I haven't watched the show in weeks and have idea what all this talk about Carl is about. Did he go through puberty and go Psycho or something? Get Maggie to blow him.

There's an Irish Zombie with Zombie Cows in it.

"Charly" is really really bad. Terrible!

Gonna Marry me that Kristen Chenowith. She's a Good Christian Woman, although she calls herself a "Liberal Christian". But she still will be a Good Christian Mother for our Children.

I'm reading the Chris Hardwick "Way Of The Nerdist" book. One day I'm gonna punch Jon Stewart in the mouth and tell him "That was for Chris Hardwick, BITCH!!!"

This thread is the entire AV Club Comments Section boiled down into one tiny little chunk of Crack.

Ernie Kovacs