I thought the Omegas were Greg and the other Hitler Youth.

The Bad News is - I'm their age. But it's cool.

Yeah, I had a lotta fun in High School but I never gave a shit. There were tons of cute girls in my neighborhood that I'd known for years so I never experienced all that "School" related anxiety. My most vivid memory is of suddenly "getting" Algebra in a blinding flash. Whoa!

Why are you being an asshole tonight? Everybody's being so nice but all you do is try to drag me into your web of unpleasantness!

"Gulcher"!

Leave me out of your sick games. I only find Teenagers attractive when I fantasize about becoming a Hollywood Big Shot and having Hollywood Big Shot Orgies. Otherwise, to Hell with em.

I don't know anything about Video Games either.

I gotta say, when everybody in the room looked at each other and spontaneously yelled "THE MONKEY'S GONNA FLY THE PLANE!!!" at each other all at once was one of the most joyful Movie watching experiences of my Life.

Kinda tired of High School Movies. Took about thirty minutes to get tired of High School and about thirty years to get tired of High School Movies. Couldn't talk to the girls then and I shouldn't talk to em now. Fuck it.

No, Never beat up on YOURSELF! That's BULLSHIT!

Will was okay but Grace was Death. Karen was BERZERK-O!!!

ANOTHER WOMAN THAT I LOVE!!!!

I'll leave you a Bob Pollard CD in a tree.

If I'd stayed in college I'd know who Larry Ellison is.

Schenker . . . Ha!

I don't drink at all.

Eh, I shouldn't have brought that up. Now I'm in a crummy mood.

Yeah, I tried to liven things up with that Most Interest Man In The World thing but . . .

This reminds me of a few years ago when those bums at The National Lampoon made a lot of noise about going into the book publishing Biz. They told me I had a deal and wound using small chunks of my book on their web site without paying me.

I had no idea that idiot does truck commercials.