Oh! Now I can relax and get eaten by Zombies.

He doesn't do the Talk Show anymore. Lately he's been doing Stand Up. He's a hilarious guy.

Maybe I should just go to bed, but I have no idea what ATHFCMFFT is.

Gregory Peck was really something and he's brilliant in this Movie. And the kids are really great. I usually hate kids in Movies but these kids are so good I am happy when that guy doesn't manage to kill them. Wow! And the end when Boo comes to see em is just The Greatest Thing Ever. That fucking killed me when I…

"Black Adder: might be the best Comedy TV show I've ever seen. So that plus "Mister Bean" plus "Johnny English" plus everything else Atkinson has done adds up to one motherfucker of a body of work and that review's description of this film's "core audience" fucking bugs me.

The difference between Tom Green and these guys is that Green is a genuine Comedy Crazy Guy like John Belushi or Jerry Lewis and they're just a couple of College Guys working their asses off at being as "Wild And Crazy" as they possibly can. I get tired just thinking about them.

Kinda boring.

Wow! Does somebody around here have a gripe against the Johnny English Movies or what?

Yeah, but I hope you've steered clear of the Bai Ling thing.

I have a ton of Writing work to do tonight so I unfortunately will not be able to post ten million comments about how much I would love to fuck Lucy Liu.

Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Goosio?

WAIT A MINUTE!!!

She might be fun in bed.

Weird, I just wrote a letter to Andy Dick! He's not dead but he probably will be before he gets it.

Let's all write a cute "SCTV" style Comedy Parody of "Boogie Nights" with Mister Ed instead of Mark Wahlberg.

I kinda get the feeling everybody who goes to the Gas Station does it so those poor guys have to be polite and pretend to be amused by it all day long. I don't think "The Pink Panther" remakes have caused French Police Detectives that kind of frustration.

So it's normal to no longer be able to? What do I do now? Those "Tube" things?

Auteur Theory RULES!

Do English people know about shampoo?

Is it "Beautiful Women That Lobsters 1 Loves" Week at the AV Club?