They're steering people away from the "What Movies Made Money This Weekend" thing to spare David Wain's Brilliant feelings.

I saw that JJ Abrams "Star Trek" Movie and it was Super Good!

Paul Rudd spent his weekend in bed crying.

Every time the Oscar show cuts to those dumb ass film clips I imagine all the Stars in their seats taking out all their coke and doing a few lines real quick.

Why did you do that? Seriously, man, that's not cool.

Don't worry, it saw "The Artist" today and ran off to Hollywood to break into the Movies.

I'm gonna throw myself off of a bridge just as soon as I can find someone to take care of my kitty!

Don't worry about it! Be crazy and light hearted like Emma Stone at the Oscars!

Hey! Richard L. Dare created the "Behind The Eightball" With Joe McDoakes Comedy Shorts series and then Directed every episode of "Green Acres"! And then he made that LOUSY split screen Slasher Movie TCM keeps showing every now and then! He's a BIG INFLUENCE on my work!

That's not very good.

Christine Baranski!!!

Comparing Wendy Malick to John Carradine? I hope you never witness a crime and have to describe the assailant to the Police.

Hhhmmm, sounds like she's one of those "females".

Remember when Jane Curtin lost her keys or something and turned into a Homeless Person in fifteen minutes? She had to spend half a week sleeping in a garbage can and begging for spare change because she forgot her Phone Number or something?

Never saw "Adventureland".

That picture is killing me. She's too much.

You see "Crimson Gold"? That was a really good Iranian Movie.

I always liked that show. A Sit Com with George Segal!?!

That is one Cool Woman.

Hey, remember how for the past Month I've been warning you about The Straight Talkin' Call Em As They See Em Common Sense Regular Guys were gonna go Monkey Butt on us if the Best Picture Award went to the Black And White Silent French Movie? And yet there I was, trapped in my fuckin' Brother In Law's Living Room "A…