Haven't seen it. Great title though.

You are so silly!

Oh, what a loser I am to visit my Sister and her kids. I'm gonna kick your ass!

EMMA STONE RULES!!!

"The Host" sucked.

Shut up and be grateful they scraped off Eddie Murphy.

My Sister is watching "Live From The Red Carpet" and is so into it I am genuinely frightened. If it wasn't for the constant repetition of   that commercial with the girl tap dancing on the table I'd have gone nuts and killed everybody am hour ago. 

Yeah, but the same applies to CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS, and MSNBC so calm down awready. "Planet Terror" is on Sci Fi.

Oh, foo!

Boy, was I off! Fucking thing only brought in 1.7 million Friday with about 6 million predicted for the weekend.

If she had said "No, I'm not gonna be in Playboy. Leave me alone, ya creep." that guy would have found some other poor woman to terrorize and she might still be alive. Alive and FINE FINE FINE!!!

Gabrielle got the role because his first choice was busy playing in the NBA.

Wow, people really like that hokey shit. Weird.

She got it when she had a job. Which was so long ago there's nothing on it but Louis Armstrong and Cab Calloway.

No, Tyler Perry is only for the legions of black people who like him. White people are pretty much beside the point.

Uh . . . Thandie Newton or Amanda Seyfried? Thandie, of course!

Beautiful Black Women being criminally wasted by Hollywood? "King's Ransom", my friends, "King's Ransom". It's a Crime. A Hot Hot Sexy Crime.

Uh oh! Someone mentioned "Bring It On"! Now I'm gonna have a Forty Eight Hour Hard On and I'm already booked to spend the weekend with my SISTER AND MY NIECE!!!

Gabrielle Union is fantastic but she's got a B List career cause she will do anything in any fucking piece of shit script that comes her way. I love her but I'm embarrassed by some of the shit I've seen her in.

Hey, assholes - It doesn't make any sense because he's a badly written character in a really bad Movie.