Well, it's about time! She's actually funny. All the fuckin' idiots on TV and Rachel Dratch . . . Oh, I guess I can stop bitching now.

Is that Fred Armisen? I'm liking him more and more. I caught "Portlandia" once and really liked it. I should watch more TV!

I saw the first couple of episodes when "Unsupervised" premiered a while ago and thought it could work out very well. Haven't seen it since but I'm glad to read that people like it.

Wow, gee - Thanks!

Yeah, that's probably what she's bitching about - "Light in the loafers? Light in the loafers? What's that all about?".

I've always heard of that Movie but I've never run into it in any video places or on TV. It's one of those "Gee! I really gotta see that one of these days!" things that keeps drifting in and out of my head.

Oh, you again. You wanna split a pizza?

What?!?

Don Rickles? Is that supposed to be an insult? Next time call me Johnny Carson or Woody Allen and I'll get REALLY BUMMED OUT!

Meanwhile AMC is doing so well they're showing "CSI" reruns.

Yeah, "Save The Tiger" is okay but it's not "Skidoo". Wait a minute . . .

Sure he can. If he's in The Movies!

So you don't get the joke. It didn't cost you anything, I didn't ask for anything - What the fuck do you want?

This Movie is so meh it has people going out to rent "Skidoo".

I like his Mistress in that Movie.

How does she maintain such a sexy vibe? She has a multibillion dollar industry deploying state of the art digital satellite technology to brain wash billions of media addicted retards into a complete loss of contact with Reality.

Paul Rudd is the McDonald's McFlurry with lots of pretty pretty pink sprinkles and a big red balloon with a picture of Gene Kelly in "The Pirate" on it.

I'm outside Jackson, Mississippi. All this Tennessee talk is unbearably exotic to me.

Sorry about that. I saw the commercial again just now and have adjusted my projection to 12.5 Million.

You think you got it bad. I found out last week that a famous Comedian married a girl I had a crush on in high school.