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I've always wanted to see "Joe". Peter Boyle killing hippies.

Being naked certainly empowered Dorothy Stratton.

He sucks. He makes Chris Kattan look like Stallone. He's so light in the loafers that when he puts them on he can't lift his feet. When his career starts to fade we'll all clap our hands until he gets a sit com on CBS. Every New Year's he has an Anderson Cooper-Kathy Griffin Party. He sucks.

Yeah, it's like in the Seventies and they kept telling us Peter Frampton was The King Of Rock.

I give up on all of those people. I'm glad Tom Lennon and Ben Garant are making piles of money but, otherwise . . .

This is the second time she's come up around here in twenty four hours. At least this post provides kind of a clue as to her identity. Is she funny? Cute?

Yeah, Rudd and Aniston. With hippies. Directed by David Wain.

You're getting kinda carried away with that "steaming" part.

Weird Al doesn't take calls from dopes like David Wain.

Damn, I gotta get an eyefull of that Hathaway Nudity I keep hearing about! She's cuter n' Hell, plus TITTIES? I gotta catch up on that . . .

Fuck yeah.

Harold Ramis has an Intervention for David Wain - "Give it up, kid! It ain't gonna happen! You want to wake up and be like me one day?"

I remember when she got naked in that Movie with Vince Vaughn. The whole time she was like "Oh! I'm naked! I can't believe I'm naked! Got no clothes on! Naked! Me! Naked!". That wasn't very sexy.

That is some lame lame shit.

This is going to be just another addition to the long list of vaguely familiar titles in the next batch of "Is Jennifer's Career In Trouble?" articles in all the Celebrity Magazines.

The gay one.

He'll be reelected. The deal is sealed.

And Christians were the only dumbfucks who complained to you about the books in the store, huh? No whiney Hippies or noisy Feminists ever demanded that something be taken off of the shelves and burned?

I have nothing against J.K. Rowling. I was making fun of people getting offended by silly stuff and then other people getting offended by that. But I appear to have offended you.

Stupid tiny gnome! He was supposed to raise up an army of tiny gnomes, murder the conservative, and steal all of the bullion cubes.