I've seen a diabetic guy getting a toe amputated. It's not something that requires years and years of Medical School, if you know what I mean. But they make the Big Fucks, so . . .

That's it - Just because they have something on videotape doesn't mean they have to show it on TV. We already know Kurt Cobain blew his head off, we don't need to see it happen. But if it had somehow been videotaped? Those motherfuckers would played the SHIT out of it.

I have a strong attachment to him, I like the Hell out of the poor guy.

He's really good in everything I've seen him in. A really complicated personality, his characters have all this stuff going on at once.

I always get pissed when they play those god damn 911 messages on the News. "And now, here is the 911 Call of the nine year old girl trying to get help for her Mother who has just been shot to death by the little girl's Father!"

One thing we can learn from that clip - Despite what we always see in the Movies, people do not just stand there and slowly collapse when shot to death. No.

This asshole guy who used to terrorize the lower levels of the New York Comedy World in the late Eighties had a video of the Dwyer clip and that other horrible shit edited together to the tune of "Don't Worry Be Happy". He showed it at an Open Mike and these two guys who were only there to have a few drinks after a…

I really hate that shit.

In the episodes where Brenda and Ashley were eleven, sure!

Yeah, but if one of his eyes was way higher than the other one he never would have been booked to do Stand Up on cable years ago. Genuinely ugly people are never in Movies and TV. Look at the Actors who always play "Ugly" guys. They're all Above Average Looking Guys.

It'll probably be a good show. But it won't have people getting loaded and cursing at each other nonstop. So everybody at the AV Club will hate it.

"Experimental Films"? Like that one we were FORCED to watch at The Comic Strip Christmas Party? Jesus!

I was just looking at Eva Mendes in some Movie on FX a few minutes ago. Gotta have at least some respect for the guy.

Don't put your hands on your hips like that when you talk to people.

When The Clash decided to "Grow Up" and "Progress" they KNEW how to "Grow Up" and "Progress". But The Replacements? Remember Woody Allen's "Dead Shark" joke in "Annie Hall"?

My Dad said that Johnny Depp is a Genius. My DAD!!! I passed out for ten minutes.

Louis CK has been in Show Biz for years and, for all his Strummer posing, is a Real Trouper! He is entirely too smart to get involved with a CBS Sit Com with anything about "Compromise", "Integrity", or "Vision" going on inside his head. Grow up.

We're supposed to hate "The Big Bang Theory" cause it's not "Dark", "Edgy", and "Dangerous". I haven't seen more than half a dozen episodes of it so I have to ask - Has "The Big Bang Theory" delivered any speeches about how we have to serve and obey the homosexuals?  That might be why it's not "Cool" to like it.

A bear hand!

Kolchak was very funny and kinda playful. He was bumbling comic Newspaperman. Like that guy in "The Rum Diary".