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That might be a good Movie.

Nuts are more interesting than anything on this week's dumb list. Kirk Cameron? Jenny McCarthy? This chick really thinks we need her help to make jokes about that stuff at the AV Club?

Boston Comedy Club stories! Louis CK was great in those days but Jay Mohr really tore it up*!

Can you find me a "Stacey" DVD? I'll send you a check.

At least those guys have Parents with Money to pay for Improv Classes instead of having to go to Open Mikes. Their Parents are cool.

My God! Somebody agrees with me about Danny McBride? I'll give you a job on my Podcast.

I'm making fun of bitching about Palin as if there is some huge impending danger of her seizing Power and doing whatever the fuck silly ass people are afraid of her doing, okay? Really, what is this woman going to do? Write a book? Pitch a Talk Show? Oooohhh!! Scarey, scarey!

I understood it. I just don't know why we had to read all that very ordinary and mundane stuff here when I'm BUSTING MY ASS to provide BRAND NEW very ordinary and mundane stuff SPECIFICALLY for the AV Club EVERY DAY!

My work does have a subtext!

All those guys are better looking  than any of us.

I'll give you "Sorry, Ma, Forgot To Take Out The Trash" for Christmas. And Slim's "The Old New Me".

I've told you this before - When Letterman goes away CBS will replace him with a News show. No more Late Night Comedy for CBS. Craig Ferguson? Fuck him.

Hey, I actually watched "The Daily Show" last night. Jon Stewart told Russ Feingold that we're only hearing so much about Iran these days because conservatives are trying to give Obama a hard time. Fuck that show.

Wha . . . We haven't been talking about Louis ANDERSON all this time? Louis CK? All this time you've talking about a fat Comic named Louis CK and I thought you were talking about Louis Anderson? You know, I thought Louis Anderson Writing and Directing Chris Rock Movies was kind of odd. I take back everything I have

I Love Brenda Song but falling in Love with the Asian Babes Of Hollywood will FUCK YOU UP. Regular readers of these boards know exactly what I am talking about. I don't have to name . . . Oh, I can't go through with it, she might read this - FUCK ME, BAI LING!!! FUCK ME, BAI LING!!! LUCY LUI!!! I LOVE YOU!!!

If it wasn't for those "Big Bang Theory" fans Conan would be installing a laugh track in his den.

Not an unusual experience for an Improvisational Comedy veteran.

At least he didn't do a Slim Dunlop-Paul Westerberg thing. Although that might have been funny. You could Westerberg and the other two fall down puking onstage in the middle of songs while Slim just stands there still playing the song and mumbling "Fuckin' lightweights . . . "

It's 2012, man.

He's actually funny. No wonder people hate him.