What is that from? "The Guys In The Parking Lot Outside McDonalds" Show? Send that to your local Morning Zoo Radio Guy and tell him he can use it for ten bucks. He won't write back. 

This sixteen year old kid in my Parent's neighborhood died in his sleep. Yeah, it was really fuckin' funny.

That was good. But only because of Charlie's reaction.

Fuck, yeah - I fucking hate that shit. But I was posting about that from the very beginning and people still like it. Fuck all of you! "Big Bang Theory" #1*!!!

He's being "introspective" and "contemplative".  I guess he's posing for the cover of his Music CD. He seems like the kind of ass who'd put out such a thing.

How many ugly successful Comedians* have there been? Even the "Ugly Guys" in Movies are better looking than most guys in real life.

But you do have to be a liberal to still be bitching about it. 

The guy hasn't even made it to the point where he's left "SNL" and he's making shitty Movies and he's ALREADY bitching?

He stinks.

Remember when she was naked on the cover of Rolling Stone and her ass looked really strange?

Lee Anne Thompson and Fiona Apple are hotter.

Black guys who can stand to be around Paul Rudd? Fuck that show.

Yesterday TBS reram the episode of "Friends" where that Adorable Pixie Paul Rudd told Lisa Kudrow he was a Piano Player and she said "Prove it!". But there was no piano around so Mister Acting Class Hot Shit stood up and did this "Playing A Piano" mime thing that . . . God damn, I fucking hate Paul Rudd.

You're niave.

Oh, yeah, she made a video of herself supposedly getting balled for some stupid Comedy audition tape. I mean a real sex tape of her . . . Well, I think we all know what I mean. If I was a Movie Star there would be a sex video of me and Bai Ling fucking Lucy Lui. I've given that a lot of thought in the past few years.…

Those girls are too much. The blonde who says "I'm having THE BEST TIME!!!" when they're dancing to Styx at the Prom . . . God!

If your Wife looked like that the Cops would have drug sniffing dogs going through your house twice a week. Every time you went out to the store you'd come home covered with spit. Finally guys would cut your throat right in front of her to scare her into peddling her ass on the street. You don't marry shit like, you…

Welcome To America In The Twenty First Century

Such as "Whoa! Whoa! Slow down! We didn't agree to THAT!! Thatll be another Twenty Five Thousand!!"

You should see my record collection. You sure don't want to hear it.