How dare you?! I know that I, for one, will never rest until all TV shows end with a buttplug being removed and then placed back into a magic glowing pool (?) and then the cast all gathering in a church and ascending to heaven together.

End of season 6 episode 1, calling it.

Probably the last one aired on TV - the rest of the season will probably be dumped on Hulu in a few months.

Agreed. No moles, please.

I've heard as much, but never watched Dexter, and, after hearing about the last season, probably never will.

Hopefully Howard Gordon and team have used their 4 years off to come up with a stronger plot than season 8. I think the 12-episode season definitely bodes well in terms of getting rid of the bullshit CTU employee subplots. I'm nervous but certainly far, far more excited about this than the fourth season of Gordon's…

They were also ahead on the black President thing by 7 years and ahead on the female President thing by probably another 7 years, so it's not all bad.

That is the far superior White House Down, which sadly will get no sequel.

You missed, Mr. Greene.

The weekly "Bubble Watch" has had it under cancellation predicted since the season premiere.

B-b-but TVBytheNumbers says that Community will be canceled! And as we all know, TVBytheNumbers has never been wrong about anything! *shoves Fringe, Chuck, Dollhouse, Hannibal, The Mindy Project, and Community's last three seasons under rug with foot*

It was actually Glee he was told he was streets behind, way back in early season 1 for both shows. Which makes the fact that both Community and Glee will likely still be alive going into 2015 during their sixth seasons together hilarious.

Hell, I'd still be willing to watch Sam Raimi's Spider-Man 4.

Already been renewed for season 2… only 98 seasons to go!

That is the dream. Parenthood's episode count dropped continuously from seasons 2 through 4 and then NBC jacked it back up to 22 episodes for season 5, so you never know.

I'm not particularly a Psych viewer and have no emotional investment in whether or not the show has a second life, but in a world where Arrested Development, Veronica Mars, 24 and somehow even goddamned Heroes rise from the dead, only a fool would bet against the continuations of cult TV properties. Psych TV movie,…

Most definitely. That picnic blanket, dead-catfish-in-a-basket scenario was hilariously psychotic. Like, anyone who would think that up and go to that effort is mentally ill. It was like Switched at Birth's PG-rated version of a Hannibal murder scene.

My Rhyhorn Hardens at the thought.

Yeah what the hell? The first episode got over 600 comments! How goddamned high is the threshold that warrants regular coverage?

I guess we wil have to hash it out in the 24: Live Another Day comments sections.