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In a world where The Mob Doctor and The Firm aired their entire episode orders on network prime time to audiences that could fit inside a high school auditorium, I have no problem believing that this show (and Dads, and Hostages, and Betrayal, and OUaT in Wonderland) will all air their complete orders. That's one way

Holy shit, this show got a 1.0 in the ratings last night, even with it coming just a half-hour after The Voice. America isn't just ignoring this show; they're violently flinging themselves out of windows in a desperate rush to escape from it.

No, though I certainly hope they pony up whatever cash they need to to keep Mir on a permanent basis. The Naruto studio's work has failed to impress me.

NBC would desperately love to have a multi-cam/laugh track hit, or even something that kinda maybe sorta vaguely looks like a hit if you squint really hard and tilt your head sideways. Which is probably why SStW is getting the push.

I don't entirely blame them for thinking GoOn or The Michael J. Fox Show might have a chance. Before they debuted I thought they might too, at least ratings-wise. But I don't get how they thought something like Guys With fucking Kids was actually going to become something America was gonna get excited about.

Running Wilde made me sad. It was like Arrested Development was a former high school superstar who was now 30 with a potbelly and going back and walking through its high school hallways in its old letterman jacket. (Though it then got at least somewhat back in shape and put its life together for AD S4).

Off to see the groundhog? Do you think it's gonna be an early spring?

The crazy part is that it isn't even that I think they should market and timeslot Community and P&R properly because I like them, but I genuinely believe that if they massaged those shows they could squeeze ratings out of them that Whitney/GOON/Animal Practice/Free Agents/Up All Night/Are You There Chelsea/New

Since there's no dedicated place to talk TV ratings on AV Club, I'll just throw it out here: Isn't it annoying how NBC is artificially juicing the ratings of Sean Saves the World (up to 1.7) and The MJF Show (up to 1.3, which is still not good) by putting them after The Voice? It's like, we know what you're doing,

If that's true, then I guess we can just officially assume that Mike & Bryan just send all their best scripts over to Studio Mir to animate. Since Mir is doing the rest of the season, this is promising.

Aaaaand I'm out. They should just rechristen this NBC Presents When Bad Sitcoms Happen to Good Actors, season 3 (with Up All Night being retroactively made seasons 1 and 2).

Lucky!

I had a friend in college who spent like half a year trying to get rid of bed bugs - spending whole days doing nothing but cleaning everything, bug bombing the shit out of everything, leaving his apartment for weeks at a time hoping they'd starve and die without sustenance, throwing his mattress away, sleeping on the

That's pretty badass. I can't do that, though there are about a dozen or so shows I love that I can name every single episode of in order without having to look anything up.

No shame. It's a fine film. I didn't like the sequel that much, though Gene Siskel called it his favorite movie of 1998, so I guess there's differing camps on that one.

It's possible Will has seen Homeland and thus knows Marley is just faking her modesty.

It seems like the answers in the article are mostly of the stuff-your-parents-would-disapprove-of variety, which I can't relate to much because my parents literally never gave a shit at all about media content control. I had seen both Terminators and Carrie and The Shining before my 10th birthday. I went with my dad

Did you… mean to post this under the Girls DVD basketball article?

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