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Ah, someone needs to watch Friday Night Lights!

I'm feeling super-underwhelmed and going into TVD's hiatus with a sour taste in my mouth. Jeremy's resurrection is just flat-out weak, noncommittal, boring storytelling, which both cheapens Elena's character arc and brings back a character that, frankly, I didn't want back! Silas is a nonsensical and unintimidating

I first got into The Office a couple weeks after the end of Arrested Development because I was depressed and needed a new sitcom to watch. Now, a couple weeks after the end of The Office, I'm going to be watching new episodes of Arrested Development. It's an oddly beautiful full-circle TV journey.

The final sequence of this episode is one of my favorite TV moments ever. It also makes me frustrated at AS-P for feeling like she needed to end Bunheads season 1 (and possibly the series) on a grim and depressing note instead of a joyously happy note like GG S1.

With how beautiful that show's food porn is, that's actually a pretty legitimate reason.

That's actually a good point. If anyone would go to that effort, it's Hannibal.

Office series finale > 30 Rock series finale if you ignore all the bachelor party stuff in the first act, I'd say. 30 Rock finale is better taking the whole thing into account. But then, I liked the two 30 Rock episodes before the finale even better than I liked the finale.

I'm not 100% sure what it was, but that dessert looked delicious nonetheless (and presumably human flesh-free?). I love how this show has some of the best food porn ever, while mixing disgust and horror in with the beauty as we know what the food is made of.

As do we all, Bitsy. As do we all.

Yeah, when I saw last week's promo, I was all like, I dunno, a big fight sequence seems… beneath this show, maybe? But they proved me wrong. It was badass and fit in perfectly.

I might actually watch football now and then if games were aired this way, edited to 42-minutes plus commercials like a TV drama. That sounds great.

If Bunheads (my favorite new show of 2012) and Hannibal (my favorite new show of 2013) both get canceled I think I might just give up on watching and falling in love with new shows, because that will pretty much be TV as an entire medium telling me in clear and direct terms "Don't. There's no point."

ABC Family is probably waiting to see how their new summer series do before announcing the decision. So, if you love Bunheads, root for the ratings failure of The Fosters and Twisted.

Ok. I'll Netflix the DVDs this summer and see if I like it.

I might have watched CBS occasionally this coming season if Elementary wasn't airing across from Parenthood. But since it is and it's not a show I actually care enough about to go out of my way to catch up on, I reckon I'm in for another year of my TV never being turned to CBS once. (Ok, ok, that's a lie. I watched

It looks very bleak and joyless and nihilistic in a generically cable-y way, but at the very least it's not centered around antihero(es) leading double lives, so it hasn't hit the full gamut of cable drama cliches. I reckon I'll watch the pilot at least.

Oh cool, so now after the next three months of TV critics shouting at everyone who doesn't like Girls enough about how sexist they are, they'll get to shout at everyone who doesn't love this show enough about how homophobic they are. That'll be fun for them.

I don't know that it's "diplomatic" so much as that's still what most people - certainly most people on this site - primarily associate him with.

Something pretty unnecessary, I'd have to say.

Haiti only has five letters and three are vowels.