That last line is needlessly dickish, AV Club. Many moons ago, I taught high school, and I found a lot of my students to be exceedingly clever. Same goes for my teenage cousins, nephews and nieces.

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Aww, I missed the "too dickish" comment? What was it?

Affirmative! Also alliteration!

Well, we can like that, of course! It's like loving the sin, but hating the sinner. Wait…

Absolutely agree with you.

And how come the Hulk doesn't dance anymore? Remember the Hulktusi?

Excellent. Have you heard the news? We're going to the Devil's Iceberg!

He's Tom Jane.

Jury's out for me on that one. If he can go all 12 episodes in his upcoming series without publicly crying in front of someone he barely knows, he'll definitely be in the discussion.

He's the Punisher we deserve, but not the one we need right now. That would be Tom Jane.

Well, your debate style is both reasonable and nuanced. Congratulations on all your success; you smell terrific.

We schmucks are?

Which was the last Spicer sketch? Going down the street in New York?

I can do a good Orrin Hatch.

Calm the fuck down.

I do, because I'm a big fan of the comedian's work, and I loved Bernie v. Trump. Unfortunately, with more time to fill, the impression starts to fray at the edges.

No. No, he's not. At all. In any way, shape or form.

Sigh.

Boo. That sucks.