You're a good person. Much better than I am.

What is Enron with you two?

Hacky headline for hacky movie, hacky sequel and hacky industry. I fail to see the problem.

Tell him. You're not truly an American until you realize the American Dream is largely horse shit and very, VERY hard to attain.

He must work there or something.

We're Americans. Even if we storm incorrectly, we'll say we did it better than any other country on the face of the earth.

Have they really? I have to admit, I've maybe read three Time articles in my lifetime.

Playboy.

That is so great!

Seriously?! Courtesy shields over the National Enquirer? FUCKIN' PC LIBTARD…just kidding. That's awesome!

I'm so, so sorry.

Thanks, bud, appreciate your hope and well wishes. I feel the same about this issue and many, many others.

But if Depp is done away with, then we have to deal with Orlando Bloom.

And then evacuated his bowels into his XXL Depends, more preferably.

You know whom I hate more? Mick Mulvaney. I just cannot stand the man. His arrogance, mixed with his mean-hearted nature is maddening.

Mr. Greene, you know I love ya, but why so angry?

Can you explain the "70,000 registered Republican votes" part of this to me? I know you're referring to MI, PA and WI, but how do you mean it? Basically, I want the official Count Erpoint analysis. :-)

Science too. Don't forget science!

It's exactly like that.

Off topic: Is the newest Transformers movie so bad that it's good? Or should I steer clear completely?