He was in that?

But I don't wanna be a pirate!

Top Secret! is my favorite comedy of all time.

Goddammit, I can't win!

Wow, I had no idea. Thanks for bring that to my attention, seriously. That really is too bad.

Well, this just sounds…awful. And, mixed with Roseanne's current "politics", I'm sure it will be.

And, back to Google I go!

Exactly. In the end, I settled on the fact that I'm a wonderful person who makes the world a better place on the reg.

Haha, nice.

Just add a dash of, um…"Nazi style" in there, and you're good!

…Maybe? I mean, the image of that is hilarious at least.

The boob tube?

Exactly!

A much darker parallel to the "watching people play video games" trend is the reaction videos. I think there's something communal about it, like sharing in the atrocity of the latest Mexican cartel flaying/beheading videos.

I went down a rabbit hole on YouTube once, and I ended up on a little dude's channel, where he would show his various Jurassic Park figures. Not one comment on any of 'em. It broke my heart, so I started leaving comments, i.e., "Whoa, that one's really cool! I think I'll get it for my nephew for Christmas!"

JUST SAY NOOOOOO, JUST SAY NO!

"…I actually thought this was pretty funny."

I made a very similar comment to yours a few months back, and I was told to "stop trying to be edgy". Obviously, it's still bugging me—however, your comment makes me feel good! Thanks!

Huh, wonder what she's up to these days.

Well, then…Looks like the Pope here has an answer for EVERYthing!