You did. His name was Stampy. You loved him.

Holy shit, your first sentence got real fast. And I loved it.

He gone.

Okay, that's what I thought. Thanks for clarifying. For the record, I'm with you. Fucking shameful display put on in Congress.

I can't be happy any other way!

I celebrate Nickelback's entire catalog.

Or Luscious Jackson?

Never apologize! That means your weak and shit…or something!

It's so ironic how Alanis Morissette destroyed irony.

Oh, there's my eternal crush on Laura Ballance! I was wondering where I'd put that…

Interestingly, though, since he won a Peabody, yet now slums it on Fox, you could say Geraldo started from the top, now he here.

Jerry Rivers, da heck is dat?/Geraldo, I'm one cool cat./Got my nose broke, ain't no joke, I'm woke!

Well, I was just verifying. No need to be a dick about it.

"Watch out for that last anchor, it's a Dooooocy!" —alt-Ned Ryerson

Just curious: "ground one branch of government to a halt for a racist bullshit"? Which time was that? I know of two times that the GOP has stopped the government in the past two decades, but I'm wondering about the racist part of it? Just the general, barely concealed racism that the GOP employed throughout Obama's…

I don't know, I've been using "sugartits" since Kindergarten.

Self-righteous? No, not him!

I think people are missing this reply of yours. I think most people are treating you like a troll, but you seem to be "on their side", so to speak, i.e., you hate O'Reilly too! Or am I totally mistaken?

The worst part about that is that it would be billed as the "left persecuting a man down on his luck, they're so intolerant, what a buncha hypocrites!" and totally ignoring that he was fired, you know, for valid (and disgusting) reasons.

I don't. And I speak for the entire Left!