Oh, fuck you and your fucking statement. Now beat it.

Except for the women who had to deal with all of those disgusting sexual advances and will forever hold that shame.

LOL. Excellent point.

"We'll do the press briefing live!"
"Bill, we are live."
"…Good."

You think? I don't know; I've spoken to a lot of conservatives over the years who either find O'Reilly too smug (seriously) or not as firebrand-y as they want nowadays.

No worries, friend. O'Reilly's been canned! It's a great day!

The most schaden of schadenfreude?

Far be it from me to celebrate a person being fired—Lord knows that it's a painful, shame-filled, demeaning event—but LAWDY, LAWDY, O'REILLY'S GONE!

He's one of those highbrow smart-smarts.

The lizard people ARE our allies.

Now, was that called for? Here we all were, trying to go on about our lives, pretending that…that movie…didn't exist, and you had to go and bring it up!

The Happening?

Maybe it's just me, but for me, Kurt Vonnegut is a real wordsmith.

::Sniff::

Duuuuude, Alex Jones popping? The urban legend of spontaneous combustion doing in the modern master of urban legends? I like it. Let's make it happen.

Ask Professor X.

Please. Please let this be the end of this fucking asshole's career.

It…hasn't?

This is like that Human Giant sketch where the dude cuts off his own penis to get famous.

Which show is it that features a black woman stabbing a man in an apron in the neck? That looks good!