The best reply I've ever gotten on this here website.

Didn't I, Adam? Didn't I?

Who would have the most powerful cum shot in the Marvel Universe?

Is this the first time I'm hearing Pile? I think it is. And I think I like them.

My super-conservative in-laws live in Kansas, and it's amazing how they don't seem to make fun of California's economy much anymore. California government controlled by Dems = economic recovery with some hiccups along the way. Kansas government controlled by Republicans = economy down the shitter.

The only Herman I know was a Munster, not a Mobster.

We all are, sir. We all are.

Or when those positions directly contradict shit the man has said himself!

Yeah, this was the comment that really explained a lot in re: Mr. Winfrey…

Also, exposing those little cockroaches on a national stage will help thin their ranks a bit.

But, Ryan is such a wonky wonk! He knows policy!

There's also the fact that media coverage of Bernie's candidacy was even more unfair than it was to Hillary's, if that's even possible.

And the less said about his meat, the better.

I somehow missed that when it was happening. Thank you for enlightening me. This article sums it perfectly:

"That's sad, Ted, that's sad!"

That same employer also continues to give Bill O'Reilly, a repeat sexual harasser and wife-beater, millions of dollars.

How much do you wanna bet Lahren's "banning" was negotiated by Fox News and Beck?

I love John Mulaney's bit on that.

Fuck the Alboms of the world. Trout should have five MVPs right now.

Hunger games, then?