BUZZ! SNAP! HELLO! SNAP! IT'S 2017! We're talking about President Trump now. The big, bad Hillary woman can't hurt you anymore. Jesus Christ, dude.

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I'm not quite at "Fuck rural America" yet, but it's getting more and more tempting by the day. On Nov. 9, 2016, I was all "Kumbaya!" and "We need to talk and understand each other and help everyone!"

^^ Talkin' 'bout dat anus ^^

Oh, with pleasure.

Little Egypt! I went to U of I, and I always wanted to do mushrooms in Little Egypt. We never made it down there, so I settled for a shitty motel in Normal.

My sentimonies exactly.

Yeah, good point. I'll admit that I went into that comment hoping to debate with Buzz, one of my favorite friendly trolls around these part, and by the time I did even cursory research, I was in too deep.

And dammit, business is good.

I think it has to do with McCarthy's quote: "I (hope) for everyone to have clarity and better things to say."

Hey, another woman about whom we agree!

Whining about whining.

Nothing gets me hotter than stodgy oldheads talking about sex issues.

Yeah, and it's not as if Disney is a stranger to these types of allegations. Where there's smoke, there's fire, right?

Would that be the first presidential divorce in American history?

I am LOVING Seth Meyers' "A Closer Look" segments these days.

Melania and Barron are moving to D.C. in June.

This. The Nightly Show just felt too scattered and too concerned with being different for the sake of being different from the Daily Show.

You're just saying that because you've been wishing death on Chappelle for years. Admit it!

Yes.