As a 35-year-old male, I'm well versed in the average distribution of penis size, thank you very much. I've done about two decades of research on it. :-D

Please stop trying to delegitimize my attempt to delegitimize another human being.

J-a-n-u-a-r-y 2-0, 2-0-0-9?

Have you seen this comment thread on reddit? (I know, I know, just check it out, it's pretty interesting.)

You spelled Connecticut wrong.

Huge balls, tiny head, shaft like a tuna can.

Define "respectfully big". I'm, uh, asking for a friend.

Fake news. Bob's big boys are, in fact, made of large lads. Ask Steve Bannon.

I guess that I understood the difference between systemic racism and individual acts of racism, but I had never heard that anti-white racism doesn't exist. I guess, in a purely "dictionary sense" of the term, it does, but in the terms you're describing (read: the real, actual-on-the-ground racism), it's not really…

Ah, I see. Thanks for that; very interesting.

Awesome clip. Thanks!

There isn't? I'm genuinely curious about this sentiment.

Keep outing yourself as the racist piece of trash that you are. It'll make it easier for all of us.

That's fantastic news. I hope he keeps up the good work.

Horny First Lady? Horny everyone! Have you seen that guy? Hot as fuck!

Huh. Then, I guess I'd have to ask: "Why is he considered the Edward Murrow of the cable news era? I haven't watched CNN (or any of the 24-hour-news-cycle peddlers) in years."

Oh, gross. You used my own shitty joke against me.

Timothy Dalton forever!

Ahem, it's called a Freedomtine.

Stop. It wasn't during a security briefing. It's not like we need to make these awful stories any worse than they are.