I did compromise. I wrote in Bernie Sanders, whose position on gun control sucks, who's taken money from Big Agri and pushed legislation in their favor, and whose foreign policy views are, well, not great.

Yeah, whatever, bro, you just wanted your perfect candidate who, like, doesn't invade other countries. Psh, must be nice in your ivory tower and shit. I'm interested in the good of the world by supporting a candidate who voted for the Iraq war, pushed for a no-fly zone in Syria, promised to be a better friend to…

That escalated quickly.

The one I had to look up today was his executive order calling the day of his inauguration "National Patriot Day" or some such nonsense. Yup, he actually did that.

Hmm, just looked up sea-lioning. I'm guessing that's what VitaminShoe thought I was doing in one thread, and why it took so long to just get to the bottom of a question I was asking.

But mine has Mario Lopez!

The same thing Fox News did when Obama won: "That whole war thing in Iraq sure is costly and seems kind of pointless, don't you think?"

A comment about comic books? Dude, take that shit to the AV Club. This is the AV Club.

No. Stop. Stop with the assassination jokes. They're not funny.

Even Brother Ali, or Brother Cornel West?

Wait, so…we're on the same side? This must be what it's like when doves cry!

He's got demons, bro! Leave Chris Brown alone!

Okay, so there's a lot in your comment to which I want to respond, and I want to thank you for responding to my rather heated comment (sorry, I got really upset about the Trumpism comment and the commentary suggesting that, by writing in Bernie, the candidate I thought best for this country, I was standing by and…

Maybe I just need to give him another go.

GodDAMMIT! I knew it! Thanks, Pgoodso, for letting me know. You're one of the good ones.

I just said that the far left stands with the Democrats on civil rights—but that there's also more to the fight—so I have no idea how your first paragraph applies. I will say that, at some point, the left is going to have to figure out their priorities. Hopefully, sooner rather than later. Social justice is so…

Their dads never loved them.

See, that's the problem. We on the left side of the Democratic party don't consider the relationship a friendship. Too often, the Democratic party has pulled us in, whispered sweet nothings in our ears and then kicked us to the curb after our votes are no longer needed.

Yay, more punching to the left! That's worked so well for Democrats in the past!

I love Natasha Leggero's comedy, but I can't get into Moshe's comedy. I've tried a few of his stand-up albums, but nothing has landed yet. Any recommendations for killer bits of his?