Great job, @vivalatabularaza:disqus!

I'll pass. I got a guy on the other line about some whitewalls.

There has GOT to be a small penis/Trump joke here…

We need to talk about your choice in websites, young lady/man.

I knew what you meant. I just wanted to make an assplay joke.

I did watch Deadwood. And Breaking Bad. And that one episode of Seinfeld. Just not a fan of Anna Gunn.

Ah, whoops, that's my mistake on a complete misread of what you were saying.

Disaster Movie came out in 2008. I gave it two thumbs up…the butt.

That would require Anna Gunn to have a modicum of talent, though.

Adam Carrola thought that too!

I was always partial to Dewey, Cheatem & Howe.

This comment is so awesome. I immediately read it in Miller's shitty voice. Bravo, sir.

I love how that coat was sold as a tribute to London. Nothing like representing another country while your boss talks about AMERIKKKA UBER ALLES!

Again, I knew that you already knew this; I just feel so depressed by Trump and all the shittiness of the world lately that talking to random strangers and saying, "See me! I have an opinion too!" is making me feel better.

I don't doubt that for a second. Sigh.

Yeah, buddy! Irish-German-Scottish over here. Long, proud line of drunkards leaning up against my family tree and vomiting next to it.

And, allegedly, he's a sexual assaulter. So, yes, he is a scumbag in real life, which was the point of my original comment. :-)

That's a lotta Wu numbers! Wait…

Wow. Sorry to hear that. Fucking gross.

You are killing it on the phrasing phront today!