Hey, I'm a proofreader. Thank god my job is safe for a wile!

Jimmy Fallin' all over himself to kiss Trump's ass, nah'mean?!

Heh, okay that actually made me laugh. I stand by my righteous indignation, though.

I can't even…

It better be gluten-free, non-alcoholic beer! (That's not a namby-pamby, new-age liberal joke…I'm a sober Celiac.)

Or Robert Goulet! "Whoops, sorry, kid!"

Please, no.

Reminds me of all the "Get over it, your side lost!" bullshit too. This isn't just some ordinary Republican, with whose policies I mainly disagree, who is taking over power. It's a man so unsuited for the job, so incompetent and unfit, I can't even see straight.

And then, as an almost meta-commentary, we get this "post-fact"/"fake news"/"post-truth" line of reasoning that, rather than explain and inform the shitty world in which we live, normalizes and offers some sort of free pass for all this utterly hypocritical bullshit running brown in the streets.

Wait, she actually tried to go with the line that Russian interference doesn't matter because it wasn't successful? Not only is that a terrifying line of reasoning, but it's also false, right? I mean, isn't the current thinking that the Russians were interfering on her boss's behalf?

I don't get the correlation you're implying? How do those accusations make it look like the media is in the tank for Hillary?

I read recently that Schumer is an absolute approval rating whore, and yes, I know, all politicians are, but it was basically making it sound as if he abandons any issue once it drops below a 50% poll rating.

Where have you been all my life, Nich? I love this comment so much.

To piggyback on your second para, can you imagine what Ms. Conway will look like in four years?

MSM: "The sky is blue."
KC: "You have to remember, though, that hasn't been sourced. I mean, we used to think the earth was flat."

Bravo, sir or madam. Bravo.

I can absolutely see this happening. Unfortunately.

Even if they were to dominate, there really aren't a lot of seats up for grabs in 2018, are there?

Exactly.

I dig @disqus_j5dvrVFHSh:disqus. He/she brings some levity to the proceedings.