Spill'em P. Muchly

Oh, man, how great would that be? Senile, aggressive Ed McMahon yelling, "HIYO!" directly into her ear throughout the interview…

Totally.

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

It…is…time…the coming of Glorious Leader is littered with celebrity sacrifice! ALL HAIL!

Can we not wish a heart attack or death on another human being, please?

And the candidate most willing and able to capitalize on that energy this election cycle was roundly dismissed by the media and those in power. It's almost like those in power don't want the youth or protest movements to have any power at all! Sigh.

Yeah, I was being very tongue in cheek with my comment, and I agree with pretty much everything you just said, especially considering the mental health stigma in our society.

Damn. I appreciate your honesty and candor, good man. I wish you good health and tidings as you navigate the complicated year ahead, what with all these new, bad Japandroids songs coming our way.

I WANT MY CANDY BAR!

Which part isn't amusing?

Is it really a fake? That sucks. Not that I needed another reason to adore the man…

Cool, thanks for answering. I've pretty much checked out of all cable news, but back when I used to get all huffy about MSNBC vs. FOX, I'd get on my high horse and point out the hypocrisy/irony of FOX decrying the mainstream media while also touting its superior ratings. Anyway, fuck the entire 24-hour news cycle.

Fair enough. Out of curiosity, do you consider Fox News to be part of the mainstream media?

If that's your way of saying this track sucks, I'd just like you to know that I agree. Okay, bye now.

Hey, I'm with you. The news media needs to get their shit together, now more than ever. The continued expansion of the surveillance state, drone warfare, the lack of any Wall Street prosecution, our continued dependence on oil, etc.—all of it needed much more attention than it received throughout President Obama's…

Man, I miss you, Mr. Bowie.

I don't think it's far-fetched at all to think that Trump has NPD, or at
the very least, some form of mental health issue. Which brings me to a
larger point I've been contemplating…Is there a reason that the
President of the United States doesn't have some sort of mental
diagnostic component as part of the vetting…

We already know you don't see the dire nature of it. We're trying to convince you that his temperament is more befitting a 12-year-old, not a president of one of the largest, most important countries in the world.

Strawman, thy name is fuzzywarbles.