"Trump mocks everyone in that same flailing way."

Well, again, we fundamentally disagree here: your assessment of those three cabinet picks, in particular, is built on the premise that their stated goals are good things. I don't think they are.

Okay, how about Matt Taibbi?

Of course Ms. Abraham is showing up; she's singing the national anthem. By the way, the national anthem has been replaced with her landmark single "Blowin'".

Hey, with small hands, your dick looks huge when you're having special me time!

Did you hear that Trump once went on a date in high school and when he got to a dark spot at Makeout Point, he slipped his penis into his date's hand, only to have her reply: "No, thanks. I don't smoke."

Allow me to piggyback on this wonderful comment and urge everyone to sign every petition, donate money and engage in any form of activism in favor of blocking her appointment. Of the rogues' gallery of cabinet picks, she scares me the most.

And then he and Palin can 69 on a bearforeskin rug.

We have the best labor camps!

Was she way over the top in August: Osage County?

He's more of an environmentalist hero.

She's a flunky for supporting, campaigning and voting for a presidential candidate. Wait a minute, I think Donald Trump just called a large portion of this country a bunch of moronic underlings! This will surely cause outrage!

Frankly, this should be a non-story. Prostitution should be decriminalized, regulated and made much safer than it is.

Can we work on labeling Bush with "Never Again" first?

I don't know, Angela, these times call for less savagery, don't you think? I'd prefer an internet troll who can make some dank memes.

I got a Celebrity Apprentice notification for this?

"1990s era speech recognition software"

Or, you know, anyone who knows what a prostate is and does.

YEAH!

Feeling something and acting on it are two pretty different things, no?