Very, very true. Sigh. These postmortems are killin' me.

"…the problem was more strategy than personality…"

Oh, shit, Reposted Breitbart Comments isn't going to be a thing here, is it?

And Biden's active in the fight against domestic violence and violence against women. Which, I know, is super-crazy, considering our next president, but hey, crazier things have happened…

I find another Diamond Joe Quimby quote to be much more apropos, considering the (even more dire) climate-change fight in which we're about to engage: "Human roaches, feeding off each other's garbage."

Done well in the rust belt/upper Midwest? Hell, he might have even campaigned there AFTER he got the nomination. I know, it's a novel concept, but you know, sometimes it's just crazy enough to work!

That's good!

Why do you say that? I'm honestly asking. While I think some of Sen. Sanders' proposals were a bit pie-in-the-sky, "useless" is the last adjective I'd apply to him or his plans.

Your father is Zod, isn't he?!

Incredible comment, friend.

Tomorrow's election is going to be a piece of cake compared to this! Or something!

OOOOOOOOH, I fuckin', I fuckin'…

Only Ghost provides its fans with Papa Emeritus-shaped dildos.

Just a little joke. Don't mind me.

Yeah, and if he did nothing wrong, he's got nothing to be afraid of. Right, Yawantpancakes? Huh? I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

The AV Club

"Ana Lily Amirpour’s debut feature A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night was a word-of-mouth hit…"

That's not cheering, that's scatting! Get out of here, Steven Tyler!

No love for the Wu, Mr. President?

Why not?