You can certainly cut diamond with Dylan McDermott's asscheeks. OOOOH, FUNKY BOY!

OHHHHHHHHHHHH!

But, but, Smashmouth started it!

It is all about Ringo.

Hey! I follow Elena Kagan and Howard University. Isn't that enough?

Or are they just way more intelligent than we'll ever know?

I've never understood the Maxtone-Graham hatred…

AV Club's cheating was even more rampant than last year.

RIP Mr. Curran. Thanks for all the laughs.

F. Murray Abraham.

See? We progressives are a good bunch. I think.

As opposed to regular nose candy?

I do. And I do.

Wait, the audience has been hurting themselves after watching the Walking Dead? I'm genuinely asking.

I jumped ship after the first episode. I really can't explain why. It had some really thrilling moments, but it didn't grab me. I think it was my laziness, knowing that there were going to be multiple seasons to follow. Man, I'm lazy.

I prefer the other addictive masala: chicken tikka.

Donnie Darko.

Vij-yuh games.

Mmm hmm.

It's Christmas time, blow me.