"It’s…the worst thing he’s ever made—interminable, incoherent, and devoid of suspense."

I will now!

That's enough, Amy Schumer.

Phew. Thank goodness.

It's Halloween 3's world, baby, you're just livin' in it.

Your professor is one of the best drummers to ever play the skins?! Whoa! I had no idea Mr. Williams was that multifaceted.

So, you weren't being sarcastic? And you don't get my reference to Baseketball?

The target demographic is African-American males from Staten Island who enjoying rapping and/or creating slang, aged 40-50. So, expect to sell about nine jackets a year.

Son, in my day, we had to settle for three blades on our razors.

Hey now. 8 Diagrams was excellent.

Even Mama Grizzlies?

Funky boy!

Memo to LA Times: Using phrases like "dropping the N-bomb" just make your inevitable demise all the more inevitable. And indubitable.

I yield. I'm way out of my league here.

Mach 3-y.

The RZA was at my grad school graduation ceremony. I learned of this after the fact. I will forever be bummed about this.

Is there any other way for Yamete to be?

Um, so, I'm definitely going to see the films mentioned in this article, because I love Kristen Stewart, the actor and the person, but I also would like to know if she does finish taking off her top as appears to be the case in that header photo. For, um, the sake of knowledge. And learning and stuff.

Will he cry in this one?

Usually when one wants to show off one's interesting taste in literature, it's not to call attention to Get A Life.