How much longer until "Nightman" becomes a feature film?
Because that's a license to print money.

And MTV's right on top of things re: remembrance…
They're playing his music videos. "Billie Jean" just ended, "Beat It" is currently airing.

The Los Angeles Times is reporting…
that Michael Jackson just died.

My mother almost died from that…
She'd recently been diagnosed with lung cancer and had put on a fentanyl patch but forgotten she'd take some morphine for chronic pain. I found her passed out and after a trip to the hospital, she was cognizant once again.

"Mr. Show" taught us all a valuable lesson…
"You can't shampoo a shampooer!"

Is Sandra Bullock's face melting?
Anyone? It seems like it's been a gradual occurrence over the past six years or so.

1408's a really good short story…
The way King conveys the way the room makes people feel is a testament to his great writing.

King's also got a new short story, "Morality"…
http://www.stephenking.com/…

Wow…so this is what the murder of cinema looks like…
Then again, this could be as awesome as "The Meteor Man".

I wonder if, to celebrate, Butters is going to Bennigan's.

Chris Matheson & Ed Solomon both wrote this…
and they've both written better things, so I guess they too are in paycheck mode on this one. Karey Kirkpatrick (who was involved with "Over The Hedge", "Chicken Run", and "The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy"), who directed this, should know better as well.

Is Xenu the real villain in this one?
John's raging against the machine of Xenu's warship fleet.

*sigh* Another movie I'll have to catch on DVD…
…because society will eat itself alive if "Imagine That" and "The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3" aren't on eleventy thousand screens.

Coppola, bitches!

When we went through a wormhole and it became 1994. Aren't we all using Netscape?

"We got McDonald's!"
"Uh, where'd you get that gross welfare burger?!"
*crying* "My momma made it for me!"

Isn't Gwyneth Swahili for "Name Dropper"?
I thought so.

HBO ran "Sidekicks" incessantly in 1994.

Hey, Universal released "The Wizard" and "Cloak & Dagger" as a double feature on one DVD a few years back.

Let us not forget how insanely hot Danica McKellar was in "Sidekicks". And still is, for that matter.