Or if he applied a Hello Kitty Band-Aid.

Well, go find all the pretty girls next door and then we'll talk.

French horror? One word. "Inside". Watch that movie. Holy fucking shit.

I'll put votes in for "Uzumaki" and "A Tale of Two Sisters"…
"Three…Extremes" is also great.

So it's pretty much the workprint, then….
This was decent (better than Ratner's piece of shit third film) but nothing spectacular.

Did it make your vajajay go meh?

So this is the sacrificial lamb, huh?
Ever summer there's one smaller budgeted film that opens up against a summer blockbuster and gets trounced.

Hey, subpar Jarmusch is still better than 99% of cinema out there…
So let the mouthbreathers enjoy "Paul Blart: HAHAHA HE'S FAT IT'S FUNNY".

Kelly Macdonald is amazing…
She's what all "girl next door" types are modeled after. True story.

Thanks!

I want to hit a jukebox and have it start playing excerpts of dialogue from "…If".

It really is (a great restaurant).

No mention of him directing "Cop And A Half"?
'Cause you know, there are children in Bali that…fuck it. NO ONE likes that piece of shit.

Liev Schreiber.

So this is a real movie, then? Because that trailer, even with the Asperger's inclusion, was like a quirky indie film w/MPDG checklist.

Riff,

And then we tell the little ones of the being known as "Cast Iron Stomach", he who can down any foodstuff placed in front of him.

Or keychains. We'll go where the market takes us.

Fucking Chang, man…
The guy should be on our currency. The man's a national treasure. And I don't mean he's a Disney-released Nicolas Cage action movie.

I watched every episode as it aired…
And was a semi-regular on the official site they had up back then.