Who the fuck is Selma Hayek?
And is she a fan of Macgyver?

Alison Becker. She was formerly a VJ on Fuse and vh1, among other things.

I wonder if Channing Tatum never backs down…
Or if he does, he then retires to the country and meets a talking cool mule.

Re: kids - David Cross said it best…
"So all my friends have kids now… which I think is rude. And each one of them swears like to a person, 'I'm not going to be that guy…remember what Ennis was like when he had his kid and I'd never turn into that.' And they say that up to the day the baby comes out and then they just…

Hey, remember when movies came out on VHS tapes?
Ah, the '80s.

This was an excellent episode.
"How's your gay son?"

Tonight's episode was great.
"I can't leave! What does Frank's hat say today?!"
"It's just like when Jackie Jormp-Jomp fought all those vampires at Woodstocks."
"And you don't get any mustard. Except the one that came with the meal."
"Heavy is the head that eats the crayons."
"Hey, I even learned some Polish from you…

Ah, TCM gets what SCI FI/Syfy never will…
i.e. you don't have to "branch out" or "expand your horizons" if you're a niche cable channel. You're a niche cable channel. Act like one. Then again, the programmers and executives at Turner Classic Movies are miles above the mouthbreathers at SCI FI/Syfy. TCM's done…

Are they appearing on any television shows to promote "Swoon"?
Yeah Yeah Yeahs have been on "SNL" and "Letterman" this week but there's been nary a peep about Silversun Pickups appearing on Letterman et al to promote "Swoon"; to promote "Carnavas" they appeared on Letterman, Conan (I believe), Leno, and even *Carson…

Are you talking about the company that makes direct-to-DVD "mockbusters" like the aforementioned "Transmorphers" or the upcoming "The Terminators" (um, think you'll be able to release that one without litigation, guys?), "Transmorphers: Fall of Man" or "The Land That Time Forgot"?

For some reason I keep hearing that line being bellowed by Patton Oswalt. It just sounds right.

I also liked the Muppet Meal sketch…
Damn, I love this show.

Chicken sandwich, Carl!
"Now you might say, Barry, Levon…where exactly did you get $240?"
"Shhh…don't worry your pretty little head about it."
"It ain't none of your concern."
"Barry, baby, you see what I got right here? It's a box of pudding, Barry. The instructions say, 'Cook and chill.' And that's what I do every…

Well it looks like Marketing Tool, I mean Miley Cyrus will be filming a movie here…
"The Last Song", based on a novel by Nicholas Sparks, will start filming here (Savannah) in June. So expect maudlin ham-handed theatrics; it's the Sparks staple. They'll mostly be filming on Tybee Island (i.e our beach). Because what…

The Boogeyman episodes of "The Real Ghostbusters" always freaked me the fuck out for some reason.

I also vote for "It". I was in second grade, reading the novel, to gear up for the miniseries.

Wasn't this just like The Addams Family (1991) cereal?
Puffed corn or grain pieces? I can remember downing bowl after bowl of The Addams Family cereal.

Actually, Neko said she and the band had just eaten a shitload of "buttery foods" so it must have been a compliment.

Hilary Duff was in that John Cusack movie, "War, Inc." last year.

So many soccer moms are going to take their kids to this…
thinking it's "Paul Blart: Mall Cop: The Orange Julius Connection" and get a big, profane, dark, edgy surprise.