That clip is still the sexiest thing I've ever seen.

All this technology in movies nowadays, and they still can't do good old people makeup, can they?

LA Destroyers. How fucking hard is that?

Is there some way we can Kickstart this?

The PBS stations down here air nothing but Suze Ormand bullshit seminars and quack holistic medicine shows during their pledge drives. I really don't know if that's any worse than airing Real Housewives of Who Gives a Fuck.

Wait, are there people who actually believe that Twitter feed was made up of stuff (excuse me, shit) his dad said, and not the work of the PROFESSIONAL WRITER who was posting it?

She should get along fabulously with Krissi.
http://www.philly.com/phill…

"It’s a hell of a lot of fun and a memorable way to start this show’s 10th season…"

Well, the "Will discovers Hannibal is the killer" moment, where he sees the drawing, and Hannibal takes off his shoes to sneak up on him and stab him, has already been repurposed for Miriam's death (assumed  death, anyway). It's not out of the question that it will go down in an entirely different way. Hopefully…

They also appear to have given him a faux-hawk. I'm not saying that forced sterilization is the answer, but sometimes it is totally the answer.

I'd be more excited about seeing Mr. Show didn't get back together if I hadn't seen the Kids in the Hall touring show. God, it was disappointing.

Genuinely shocked that AV Club didn't take the opportunity to trip everyone's Community notifications by mentioning Marling's guest spot as Brita's almost lesbian love interest.

I can't ever remember the Onion doing a story completely free of snark or cyncism. Really beautiful.

Although CBS did air "BLEEP My Days Says" or whatever the fuck they called that stupid goddamn show.

I was kinda hoping every entry on this list was going to be Radiohead doing "Creep,"

Do they usually sound better live than they did on their recent Conan appearance? Because they sounded shockingly bad that night.

Thank god you've released such scintillating speakers from the printed screen and put them on video.

"…there’s a scene late in the movie that involves the good guys drowning out the anthem of villainous occupiers Brand X with the stirring sounds of their own rival anthem. It’s an elaborate and direct homage to the “La Marseillaise” sequence in Jean Renoir’s classic 1937 anti-war film La Grande Illusion."
I've never…

Gotta love the BJ Queen.

Or giant killer pigs.