JLA/Avengers would have been great if goddamn Rob Liefield had written it. Four issues of George Perez drawing every member ever of both teams? I can overlook every plot-hole and convolution.

Cooke's adaptations of Richard Stark's Parker novels are fucking amazing.

It's kind of comforting to know that, in 2020, Gary Sinise's hairpiece will still look like absolute shit.

Johnny Cash—"Give My Love to Rose"

Baltimora—"Tarzan Boy"

Joey Scarbury—Theme from Greatest American Hero

Aerosmith—"Toys in the Attic"

Tell ya what, Man, why don't you just TRY maintaining an erection with Charlotte Rae warbling in your ear. G'head. I'll wait.

The theme from Facts of Life. (First season)

How about Tom Hanks as the uncle on Family Ties?

Watching it a day late. Had precisely the same response.

Happy Days—"Be My Valentine".

I figured out what a schmuck I am and realized, "Oh!  THAT'S why they dumped me."

I never would have had the balls to actually approach the cute girl on the train, I don't think, and I didn't go on a train trip through Europe until I was 33 and married, but Before Sunrise hit a very strong chord for me.

The book and the movie both captured, for me, my late-twenties/early-thirties very well.  I had that same obsession with past relationships and longing to know just precisely what it was that had gone wrong with them.  I also had that wish that I'd go through some fundamental change that would mean that I'd no longer…

Fuck it.  Go with the li'l chipmuck Lantern or that robot Lantern dude.  There's a goddamn billion of 'em. Let Ryan Reynolds do Van Wilder IV.

Nooooooooooo'brien!

Hey, why doesn't shooting trees make us happier?

Hey, why doesn't shooting trees make us happier?

Cider House Rules?  Both the book and the movie were all about abortion.