Terrible! Why, I bet that car doesn't even give sassy backtalk!

I generally agree with your assessment of Michigan (and Indiana!), but since you're from Ohio, I'm honor-bound as a MI native to add that you're human garbage.

As a Michigander, I have often referred to my home state as the South of the North. The only place worse in the north is Ohio. Ohio is just…just awful.

Even Ello?

Semprini?

I don't think James Best was dumpy. More of a mugging, Dr. Smith type.

We need to talk about James.

Be serious, he was only a kid. Likely limited to just a gin fizz or a sidecar on occasion.

I like "A View to a Kill" for its weirdness. And Patrick Macnee!

Obama hasn't done that, and I don't know that Maron will only throw softballs. But in any case, I don't think the interview will be a raking-over-the-coals on policy, but a look inside the man.

A journalist here in the office became upset when I said this interview will be probably one of the best insights into Obama we'll see given the sorry state of American political journalism and Maron's tenacity.

Trump will rip your lungs out, Jim.

It was the chimps NASA sent into space who came back super-intelligent. But I don't think we'll be telling them THAT.

Don't forget the AT&T commercials that sometimes were so long they were the only commercial during the break.

I'm not sure how any movie that features "Night Train to Mundo Fine" can be considered the worst.

"Sick man! Watta!" still gets used in my house when one of us is sick.

He's the best…and the worst.

Only into a flying car or boat car. Which is a pain on the metal, let me tell you. All that salt water.

PA DUGGAR: You see, General, we took the boy to a friend who gave him a talkin' to, and then we prayed real hard on it. We think he's learned his lesson. So you can git goin' now.

Wait! There is yet MORE space-dust on here: "How to Cook For Forty Duggars."