I might've called 911 on my cell. Society has conditioned me to believe there's a child molester around every corner. And the cops would get airport security there pretty quick I imagine.

Oh, I will probably react like he did in the theater scene too. But my kid's five, so we haven't reached that point yet.

Actually, I think the last line is Louis gesturing to the departing Ghostbusters and saying to the Red Cross workers, "I want to go with them, in the car." Or Slimer screaming, if you want to consider that dialogue. Both are part of the end credits though, so maybe they don't count.

One part got my heart racing, and that as the lost child segment. As a parent, those kinds of things never fail to make my chest feel tight. It's the worst.

I wouldn't trust Bones. Half the time, he'd throw up his hands and yell, "…if you can even trust these crazy Vulcan readings!"

Well, his dad was a pro bowler, which is on the fringes of society, so there's that.

I hadn't thought about it before, but for a kid, it makes sense. I remember being a young geek and not being able to acquire stuff I thought was cool. Of course, that was also pre-Internet.

I know a guy who does one of those mystery box things. I am a giant nerd, and I can't fathom why anybody would do that. It really is a symptom of something that's wrong with our culture, I think.

God bless and keep comic books.

The Composite Superman is! (Look him up!)

Have mercy.

Well, this article and comment thread are just bottom of the barrel depressing, aren't they?

Ha, of course it's related to chiropractic. I couldn't remember the name of the place and didn't want to Google "Glenn Beck brain fix."

Yikes. Where were you in 1996? I could've used the support.

I have satellite radio, and recently turned it to the conservative station having realized I never heard it before. It was Glenn Beck's show, and he was going on about how he had been to some "brain center" that fixed his brain, and he's not the "same man" he was before. So.

I had a killer Tom Snyder impression when I was in high school. I'm not sure where that puts me in this conversation…

I'm not sure liberals really worry (at least around here) about a conservative comedy show going after, say, Charlie Rangel or Hillary Clinton on a regular basis. I think the assumption, based on much of what Fox News has aired in the past, is that the humor would also target the poor and minorities. The poor,…

Senior Spielbergo gets results, you stupid pope!

Speaking of, that was the real scary part of the episode: Nick DiPaolo as the calm voice of reason.

I wonder if a single astronaut has the ability to aim the thing with any specificity (not up on Soyuz landing procedures). Like, could he aim for Tuscon in the hope of finding his family/brother?