If there's still a Soyuz docked to the station, he can easily get back. Which would make me wonder why he stayed up there at all, though. Unless he didn't want to die from the plague.

Mine is the possibility that there ISN"T a scary monster eating kids in the sewers. What then?

I kind of gave them a pass after seeing the particularly awful one - you know the one I mean - absolutely destroy a guy who brought in some kind holistic "medicine" nonsense that was pretty clearly just water. It was on the Canadian version of the show, and I guess there's cast-sharing or something.

"A living, breathing Porche that has dreams and needs love and support."

A producer credit.

Or the Heroes Return armor, which was between the two periods and was clearly more "mechanized" or whatever. It was the one that became sentient and fell in psychotic love with Tony. I think.

For a second, I thought this was a reboot of the 70s Disney film, "The Cat From Outer Space," a movie I loved as a child and refuse to watch as an adult for fear that it's actually terrible.

I mostly enjoy Patton's work, but anyone posting 53 tweets in a row is the enemy of man.

Oh, yeah. That.

MRA dudes were congregating at HIMYM reviews? That seems weird to me.

Do you get to simulate directing a "Star Trek" sequel in the ride?

Woozle wuzzle?

I work with a guy who was in the Air Force. The few occasions when conversation would go that way and someone would ask him if he was ever in the military, his response was always, "Sort of. I was in the Air Force. That's kind of the military."

Pobody's Nerfect in Area 51!

It could be that comedians, particularly those working on SNL, aren't tripping over themselves to go after Murphy for their own reasons.

TBBT's greatest crime is prompting people to assume that I'm super into it and everything because I am a comic-reading nerd. God God, that drives me up the fucking wall.

Find your soul mate, Josh!

Of course, any benefit the droid anti-smoking PSAs had was somewhat undone by that Kool Super Lights ad campaign starring Han and Chewie.

Fireball Island: Great board game or greatest board game?

When I interviewed a toy buyer for a large big box store chain that I won't buzzmarket here for an article on what the popular toys were that holiday season, he said Legos and board games are always, always the top of the list.