Now I just want to see NBC do a live version of "History of the World, Part 1." Send in the nuns!

Knew your father, I did!

In other words: with Scotch!

Well, he's certainly getting his Picture in Pages for a whole different reason now.

And Wolverine, Ghost Rider, the Hulk….

As long as the red-eyed robot is quckly seen in the background, obvserving.

I loved the Dukes of Hazzard as a child - right in that target age group of 7 to 10 - and especially the car. I thought the Confederate flag was just a cool alternate take on the American flag and when I saw various items emblazoned with it, I would ask my parents to buy them. Then it was explained to me what it meant…

Sweet Jesus, I loved Capsela.

"I suspect, though, that he'll make a deal with Disney sooner or later."

Good Lord, the JSA members' family trees are wacky. This, the Doctors Fate, the Hawk people…

Do they still arrest Harlan Ellison?

BAZGO!

Well, he set his clock for 1,000 years. Assuming it's exact, yes, he wouldn't wake up until after he went back in time (with another assumption that he originally traveled exactly 1,000 years into the past). So while there will be two Benders existing at the same time, one of them will eventually disappear into the…

Like putting too much air in a balloon!

Ah. Never mind, then.

I took it to mean that the time dilation is due to the journey to the planet, not the planet itself.

You hang around in storm drains all day, and call that living?

I have none. Well, except all those people I killed to create footage, or whatever this movie's about.

As someone whose job involves filming breaking news, I also would like implore people to stop watching local news.

See, you're already interested!