To be fair, Kristen Schaal making tiny farts is pretty funny to think about.

And why doesn't Batman dance anymore?

And yet, they were still able to figure out he's asking for this particular product.

I've got Martin Nodell, the creator of Green Lantern (and the Pillsbury Dough Boy!).

Too bad your mom threw it out.

I'd also disagree on the "never was funny" point. His early albums are/were pretty great ("Wonderfulness," "Revenge," etc.). Whether or not they hold up is up to the listener's preferences and general like/dislike of old comedy, I suppose.

Grit keeps kids like me off the street!

Also: no jokes! Joking is for those Marvel guys, and who wants to be like them? Superheroing is grim business, meant for joyless, hardened men such as Superman and the Flash.

That pun's so bad, I want to deck you.

You can milk a bat?

And its greatest crime, whatever you think of the film itself, is it (incorrectly) convinced WB/DC execs that you just can't make a non-Superman or Batman superhero movie.

Well, if you want to get all nerdy about it - and I do - engine room damage killed Spock. Caused by Khan, yes, but just by firing on the Enterprise with another ship. It's not like Khan beamed over and beat on all of them.

Sick kids have very little disposable income.

Yeah, but it's gotta be pretty gross under there at this point.

Exactly. And although it's a reboot, I can't imagine it's going to be a shot-for-shot remake but with different genders that people are imagining. I mean, give me a Goddamn break.

I liked "Bridesmaids" enough to think Feig and who he brings with him can make an entertaining movie beyond "…with women." But that's me.

No, I just meant some of the Minimates they made (which make for great Halloween-time dioramas in the home) and some other small stuff. I've always wanted to go back and try to get some of the old action figures, but I don't have the money or energy for that effort really.

I've always been fairly neutral on it. I don't really get the constant doom and gloom about a new one, as if there's no possible way a movie about paranormal exterminators can ever be funny or entertaining more than once. But I also would be fine if there were never any more, because what we were given is plenty.

No. I'm not talking about people worried about a reboot or just any new "Ghostbusters" in general. I'm talking about the sheer amount of sexism on display. I should have made that clearer in my post.

Total gender reversal.