(Nathan Rabin punches a hole through his straw boater)

#CancelHeisenberg

Don't forget about King Caesar, the world's only shih tzu-based monster!

As a drunk horny pervert, I take great offense to your remarks. Now drop 'em, love!

Jason has a cunning plan to murder some randy teenagers.

Doctor Krieger?

And now I'm thinking of "Night of a Thousand Cats," a movie I am not making up.

Shit, my brain can't even process looking at the individual Transformers. They're all a somehow-identical-but-not swirling mass of metal shards and gears. Give me my primary color blocky Transformers, damn it!

Yeah, I saw it sort of unfold in real time on one comment thread at I think TrekMovie? He would go on there a lot and be pretty genial and answer questions and stuff, and of course someone started antagonizing him. I mean, those movies aren't the ones I would've made, but dude's just trying to do his job and talk to…

I figured @EricL:disqus was referring to the six original crew movies, and kicking out "The Final Frontier." I and III get unfairly maligned in my opinion; I think they belong on any list of OK-to-good "Star Trek" movies.

I'd head off to Deep Space Nine and get sloshed with Miles O'Brien and Julian Bashir. We'd start off with drunk darts at Quark's, move to drunk biplane fighting with the Red Baron in the holosuite, and finish the night when a Dominion patrol attacks and we have to get to the Defiant without throwing up.

That's the worst name I've ever heard.

They had a Lebowski party at a bowling alley in my town; people were supposed to come in costume to bowl, they were showing the movie on a big screen above the lanes, proceeds from white Russian sales went to charity, etc. When my friends and I got there, all the lanes were taken, so we just got blasted in the bar. It…

I remember those days. Sometimes it was puppets making rude phone calls. Other times, one in a long line of forgotten shows featuring skits performed by the lost and the damned.

Sock it to ME?

How many Spider-Men do you suppose we'll have gone through, origin story and all, by then?

It'll be like the death chamber in "Soylent Green"!

Too many Shamrock Shakes!

Well, in the Silver Age, Green Lantern seemed to nearly always save everyone and beat the villain after the entire team was placed in a trap.

Not a hoax! Not a dream! Not an imaginary story!