I created this account specifically for that purpose! And then I stuck around, because I am terrible.

King's X? Was that when King Friday and X the Owl ditched the Neighborhood and hauled ass to Lollapalooza?

If God can stop firsties but does not, he is evil. If God cannot stop firsties, why call him God?

Those draleks are hunks.

No, I'm not your little dog Fifi! I'm the chicken you thought you fixed for dinner! Would you like to know where your little Fifi is? Ha ha ha ha ha!

And Colm Meaney!

Well, there's Catwoman. Besides, there are still two others to take the killed one's place!

I really want to see the JLA introduced at some point in the book. I don't know how you'd do it without ruining the vibe, but I'm confident there's a way.

On Twitter, Natalie Morales (Meg) revealed that they filmed a scene where she spills the bag of dicks onto the floor and has to pick them all up in front of everyone, but it was cut.

FLAGGED.

What about "Firefly"?

FORESHADOWING.

Gorilla City. It's super-advanced; all the gorillas seem laid back, playing chess and what not and Solovar is a wise and kind leader. Of course, there's the occasional threat of Grodd attacking, but what nation is without a terrorist threat in these modern times? The Flash will usually zip in and take care of him…

The Joker also did that to Superman once. He was somehow an ambassador for a Middle East nation at the time; I think it was when he killed Robin II.

Yeah, move along Betty.

I will never understand hate for late-period "Seinfeld." It's great. It's great TV. Is it different than early "Seinfeld"? Of course. Both are great.

Screaming nipple cancer killed my father, you son of a bitch.

Hallelujah! It's raining Ant-Men!

Who could've predicted Lena Dunham's naughtybits were the gateway to geek-favored film franchises?

You know, you let a few more years pass, let Mike Myers get some more age on him, and you could get a pretty good "Never Say Never Again" parody going with a fourth Austin Powers film. Although I guess today's moviegoers probably aren't clamoring for a parody of a specific, 31-year-old Bond movie that was already…