Look, Faygo's OK. As a Michigan native, I feel I must defend this passable soft drink now that it's become associated with singing clowns and their violent fans. Red Pop is downright delicious.

I didn't know "Simpsons" jokes could get downvotes on AVC. I think it's in the Terms of Use somewhere.

I've got a myth for you: The prequels and 45 minutes of "A New Hope" were well-plotted pieces of non-claptrap that never made me want to wretch.

Yes. And why do the secret high-up people care about Duncan's wife, if they have other reasons for the assassination? They wouldn't. They'd just kill the guy.

You know, I'm starting to think this plan to kill the president isn't very well thought-out.

She's one of the big three because, with Batman and Superman, her book/character survived the post-war period that saw many super-hero books cancelled or drastically altered. That's also why we don't have Golden Age versions of those three (well, we do, but not in the same way we have different Flashes and Green…

The best burger in my city is a run-down shack in a terrible neighborhood. The guy leans out a window, you tell him what you want, he cooks it and hands it to you when you pay. It has no hours; he just shows up when he shows up. But man, I'm telling you, it's pretty great.

I thought that as well. I hope Woody at least left for a bit, went for a walk, got a sandwich.

Well, there were some great food and drink suggestions in the comments.

That Kramer sure gets up to some wacky antics.

Yes, this. I would also like to watch "Pinwheel" again, please.

Or MODAM, if he really want to push that acting envelope.

Yeah, I'm not making that argument now, but I did then. I and all my fellow nerdy high school pals watched "Batman," but I didn't know any young kids who did. Obviously, they were. But even then, it's not as if the show was a gorefest or anything. And using the two examples above, the "Transformers" movie killed off…

Space Battleship Yaphet Kotto.

I had a similar experience. I remember trying to tell my younger cousins how toothless all of their 90s entertainment was. (Well, I didn't put it in that douchebag way, but you get the drift). I tried to tell them about the shows I liked as a kid.

It seems like the wood would cost more than a single Hot Wheels car. This story is highly suspect.

Sick man! Water!

That's why foot fetishists call themselves foot fetishists.

Her?

That's all she does now!