"Miami. They can keep it."

Actually, that just occurred to me as well and I was on my way back here to edit my comment. OR MAYBE @avclub-6a93188854e0be7204fc75b73ccfd39f:disqus CAN READ MY MIND.

I agree. They could have picked any small town's ghost story that nobody really knows anything about and probably had much the same movie, but they went with the one kind of known for being a big fat hoax. Not that it will affect anyone's decision to see it to a degree that harms the movie, I guess.

Yes, once.

Jam Handy thought it was that hot new Chevrolet salesman.

Yeah. I love "Futurama" like nobody's business, but I'm not exactly furious at its most recent cancellation. I got more mileage out of it than a lot of the other things I loved. ("Firefly," a decent Green Lantern movie, Michelle…)

Also weird was how he thinks putting together a successful ensemble comedy for almost a decade is no biggie.

Well, the AV Club has taken a new, sexy turn.

"Let's hear it for shoddy Oan craftsmanship!"

(Ghost Buggy watching at home) Scarjo and Ruff get results, you stupid chief!

Luckily, though, Franco's vision is motion-based. If you remain still, he cannot see you.

I don't think it's a retcon. It would be a retcon if it was made clear in the first film that he was totally hetero. All we can say is he's either straight or bi.

You should really just relax.

I'll join in the Kids of the Cold War Chorus here. When I was very young in the early 80s, I was sure that anytime there was a sudden, loud crash of thunder (like if we didn't know it was about to storm and hit suddenly), I was positive for about two seconds it was a nuke hitting my small Midwestern town. Although I…

Speaking of cocaine, he WAS a musician, so…

That's what I remember; all the chaos in the streets COULD have started with him starting the nuke rumor, and it just snowballed. I think it was unclear up until (spoilers, I suppose) the missiles flew overhead (all the way to Tijuana, as a wonderfully unhinged Kurt Fuller put it).

James Coburn went mad in 15 minutes!

If it cuts the roof of your mouth WITH milk, think of the injuries without it!

Wait. WAIT. What about: Keaton as Bats, as if the Schumacher films didn't happen. He's old, puts together the Justice League. Imagine the DVD sales. Ship a million of them! We're gonna take 'em out a whole new door!

I actually think Clooney, given appropriate source material, could have done something pretty good as Batman. Alas.