KITT KARR?

I hope the villain is the Evil Hasslehoff with the moustache. I think he had a tractor trailer or something. Did this happen? Was this a thing?

Speaking as AVC's only talking car (I assume), I'm not sure how to feel about all of this.

My favorite lines off the top of my head:

@avclub-8c1bbcea199457b63dc39f7a024591f1:disqus We could ask Zimmer, but he died on the way back to his home planet.

True story: I went to a MW to buy a suit and the guy measuring me was making small talk. He asked where I work and after I told him, he said he used to work there. I asked why he left and he said he could make more money selling suits (which is very probably true).

With Voight's character and the guy in the wheelchair, you definitely get a sense of a fully-formed underworld network. A whole shadow society, really. They could even have had a safehouse set up with a training area.

The scoundrel's past of scoffing at the law taught him the wiles he needed to survive it.

Yes, but didn't he already drive away from the apartment at the time the cop pulled him over? So the cops didn't exactly think it was going to be him. Doesn't explain why they didn't recognize him through his poor disguise job, though.

Sure there were. That's where they kept all the coke.

By the time I get to the AV Club, she'll be rising/She'll probably find the comment I left hanging on the door…

Maybe office buildings in The Future! have transporter stations, and people were hopping into them. Of course, there wasn't much warning…

Jim Henson's "Skid Row Babies."

"Inventory: 26 of the funniest sitcom fistings."

Wait, what aardvark? That was the song written for the train chase. The chase, Rocky and Ken. He tried to kill him with a forklift.

That Kid Thief turned out to be Jerry Supiran. And now you know…the rest…of the story.

That was a great movie. Unexpectedly sad and still hilarious.

Ha, good one! Like there's such a thing as a library degree!

They're very refreshing!

I didn't know about Canadian Smarties, and thought you were saying M&Ms are inferior to the other Smarties. I was going to call you a monster.