I was going to say something like this, but also am limited by most of my knowledge being about fictional worlds, and therefore couldn't think of real-world examples.

By dulling them on his impervious whiskers while shaving! Duh!

Ha ha, my all-white high school also did a production of "The Wiz" (well, mostly white, anyway). It could have seemed offensive if it wasn't so laughably terrible in execution.

He named him Speak because that's what he did!

It is. They're not fine.

Coitus?

I'll take it out behind the building and get it pregnant. "Stargate: Atlantis" can watch.

Physicist Jerry Seinfeld totally needs to become a gimmick account now.

I hate the accusation of it being a "Star Wars" rip-off. I mean, it is in the sense that Disney was obviously trying to capitalize on the sudden popularity of sci-fi  SW generated. But "The Black Hole" is a frankly brilliant updated haunted house movie (by which I mean the way they updated that genre is brilliant, not…

Like putting too much air into a balloon!

This is indeed a disturbing universe.

Cooler than Boba Fett, that's for sure.

God, my wife and Ioved playing "Will it Float?" every Friday. We're weird people.

Do I even need to mention Jam Handy? The man's valuable contributions to the "Mystery Science Theater 3000" canon cannot be denied.

This is the second time today I've read the word, "Hickenlooper."

There could be a large mass of plant life floating on the surface of the Changeling ocean. They could have brought the plants there to provide an atmosphere of sorts for visiting Vorta. They'd just have to be in a form that can provide nutrition to those plants. Which is kind of weird, I guess, to have a bunch of…

I think as "official" as stardates get is this: the first number was 4 because why not, and the second number is the season of TNG that was currently airing (or would have aired, after it ended). So stardate 44XXX.X would have been during the fourth season of TNG. The XXX.X more or less was just supposed to progress…

The logo would be O'Neal sitting at the host desk with a big, red "NO" written over him.

Jiminy Jillickers!

You can see the moon.