No, all we can do is ask for some kind of evidence of anything ever happening in any kind of paranormal situation.

Yes. The way you can tell is that they claimed they lived in a haunted house.

I just took a poll in my office, and most of us voted, "probably Hugh Jackman."

There's that episode of TNG where the Borg are keeping babies in drawers.

I'll tell you all about it sometime. I was actually in it; I had the titular line.

Hm. It seems like someone named @avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus would be into "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" (the shit with the french fries). But here we are.

Well, he just had Pepitone on to talk about the film, and was convinced he came across as a dick to viewers. So you were actually right to think that.

I would throw a cream pie in an orphan's face if it meant I could see a big-budget "Iron Man vs. Fin Fang Foom" movie.

That's just Ben Kingsley's actual tattoo. Don't know why they didn't digitally remove it in post.

Ha ha, tapirs! They're so great!

Go fuck yourself, Dagobah!

Reading this thread is what I did instead of working today.

Just popping in to say I occassionally use "King of the Wicker People" as an insult. As in, "Who do you think you are? King of the Wicker People?"

Waitaminnit, there's going to be an AVC auction? I've got some bloody clothes to unload FAST. I, uh, cut myself. Yeah, that's it.

What is he, made of imaginary money?

@Scrawler2:disqus I'm positive this isn't the actual production reason, but cops and emergency workers (and military, I assume) and stuff don't have beards because they have to go into situations where they might need a gas mask, and a beard could disrupt the seal. So Bond probably would want to be able to put on a…

Sometimes that's all that happens in Lovecraft stories as well.

That was a winning strategy with "Hellboy"/"BPRD" ("BPRD"'s gone monthly, though).

I'd like to try Stay-Puft Marshmallows. Not the stuff in the bag that Dana buys, either. I mean the creature itself. What would an otherworldly demigod in marshmallow form taste like?

Bovine University?