No, because it's time for Barfy to stand on his hind legs and start dancing to a rap song just before the end credits.

Yeah, but he's always telling PJ all that stuff about "watching the world burn," and "revenge," and "they're all laughing at you." Get some new material, Keane!

Yeah, but he's always telling PJ all that stuff about "watching the world burn," and "revenge," and "they're all laughing at you." Get some new material, Keane!

"You're awesome, Optimus Prime!"

"You're awesome, Optimus Prime!"

Well, that's certainly true at the beginning of the movie. He's pretty much using it as a way to bang college girls.

Well, that's certainly true at the beginning of the movie. He's pretty much using it as a way to bang college girls.

DISEMBODIED VOICE: Little Mary Sunshine, she's all right with me….

DISEMBODIED VOICE: Little Mary Sunshine, she's all right with me….

I mostly use mine to make inappropriate jokes on friends' status updates, and ogle the people I know who put up photos of themselves scantily clad. But yes, it is all very terrible otherwise.

I mostly use mine to make inappropriate jokes on friends' status updates, and ogle the people I know who put up photos of themselves scantily clad. But yes, it is all very terrible otherwise.

I thought it was the "Paranormal Activity" franchise. That's not supposed to be Ernest's ghost doing all that stuff? That's weird.

I thought it was the "Paranormal Activity" franchise. That's not supposed to be Ernest's ghost doing all that stuff? That's weird.

Well, if Obama wins again and they threaten to Go Galt again, let's remember to remind them to take their Magic Electricity Machine with them!

Well, if Obama wins again and they threaten to Go Galt again, let's remember to remind them to take their Magic Electricity Machine with them!

Needs moar dick jokes, tho. Also, beer. If there's free beer somehow in this Rand business, I bet most of us would be on board.

Needs moar dick jokes, tho. Also, beer. If there's free beer somehow in this Rand business, I bet most of us would be on board.

But who robs cave fish of their sight?

But who robs cave fish of their sight?

My favorite apocalypse-related scam is food insurance. Sure, after society collapses, some company is going to risk roving bands of cannibals and giant, mutated cockroaches to deliver your fuckin' astronaut ice cream, asshole.