My favorite apocalypse-related scam is food insurance. Sure, after society collapses, some company is going to risk roving bands of cannibals and giant, mutated cockroaches to deliver your fuckin' astronaut ice cream, asshole.

Maybe she'll get in a cat fight with Ellen Greene. Mrrwwrrr!

Maybe she'll get in a cat fight with Ellen Greene. Mrrwwrrr!

Don't forget the farting. Someone should fart a lot, maybe even on someone else's head.

Don't forget the farting. Someone should fart a lot, maybe even on someone else's head.

I'm gonna need a minute or two alone, boys.

I'm gonna need a minute or two alone, boys.

Was there ever a movie version of Neal Adams' "Warp"? Because there should be. Or maybe not, I don't know.

Was there ever a movie version of Neal Adams' "Warp"? Because there should be. Or maybe not, I don't know.

Stop it, guys. My mom says I'm cool.

Stop it, guys. My mom says I'm cool.

Good god, those Perkins segments were the best. He was always doing something insane during the closing credits, I seem to remember.

Good god, those Perkins segments were the best. He was always doing something insane during the closing credits, I seem to remember.

What you're saying is logical; I'm not saying they designed ramps there. Only that there are plans — which are the Sternbach ones, I realized — that show them, and Ben might have those.

What you're saying is logical; I'm not saying they designed ramps there. Only that there are plans — which are the Sternbach ones, I realized — that show them, and Ben might have those.

It's on some set of blueprints or the other. Which admittedly are non-canon, but I think we could agree that Ben likely owns such blueprints. Also, it nicely explains how they get villains into the lounge for a nice chat without showing them the bridge first.

It's on some set of blueprints or the other. Which admittedly are non-canon, but I think we could agree that Ben likely owns such blueprints. Also, it nicely explains how they get villains into the lounge for a nice chat without showing them the bridge first.

Well, the ramp between the bridge and obs. lounge branches off into a ramp to deck 2, doesn't it? That would be a bit of a walk.

Well, the ramp between the bridge and obs. lounge branches off into a ramp to deck 2, doesn't it? That would be a bit of a walk.

Really? It sounds like something you'd read in Lovecraft.