Really? It sounds like something you'd read in Lovecraft.

The fabled Osturn?

The fabled Osturn?

That's a terrible plan. For one thing, you'd still have to deal with those chalk-faced ghouls worshiping the bomb.

That's a terrible plan. For one thing, you'd still have to deal with those chalk-faced ghouls worshiping the bomb.

I love you, Dr. Zaius!

I love you, Dr. Zaius!

Or home-made Pepsi. It's a little thick, but the price is right.

Or home-made Pepsi. It's a little thick, but the price is right.

@eric827:disqus just posited a reality where "Two and a Half Men" is on for another two years. This is indeed a disturbing universe.

@eric827:disqus just posited a reality where "Two and a Half Men" is on for another two years. This is indeed a disturbing universe.

I remember loving this as a kid. I remember an episode where he goes to live with some Amish people, but only realizes he made a mistake when he can't watch "Star Trek: The Next Generation."

I remember loving this as a kid. I remember an episode where he goes to live with some Amish people, but only realizes he made a mistake when he can't watch "Star Trek: The Next Generation."

And the golden space wizard who sometimes turns into a purple space wizard!

And the golden space wizard who sometimes turns into a purple space wizard!

He is. Or was, until he became the Magus again.

He is. Or was, until he became the Magus again.

You're not necessarily wrong, but I'd like to point out that the Dan Abnett/Andy Lanning "Guardians" series was far and away better than anything based on Earth Marvel was putting out at the same time.

Yes, this. Unless there are some very unusual cosplayers in my town, the Amish are using almost as much electricity as I am.

Yes, this. Unless there are some very unusual cosplayers in my town, the Amish are using almost as much electricity as I am.